The Troubleshooter

July 17

I met my mom's boyfriend yesterday. Yeesh, what a total scumbag. His name's Mike Laramie, but everyone calls him Mikey. He kept giving me these looks that made me want to take a bleach bath. Mom already had a fresh bruise on her cheek. She sure picks some real winners.

I miss Dad. It's been eight years now and not a word. Rhee doesn't even remember him, and Crumb barely does.

Speaking of Crumb, he's been doing stupid stuff lately. Yeah, stupid stuff and 13-year-old boys kinda go hand-in-hand. But he wants to be like A.J. so much. So you know what he did? He tried to pimp out his 12-year-old girlfriend! When I found out, I about lost it. Fortunately, the girl has better sense than that and dumped his scrawny ass.

I'm just glad A.J. got busted trying to take another pimp's girls. The idiot doesn't have any more brains than our stepdad, or he wouldn't have tried to fuck with a pimp who has a corporation backing him up. He's serving six months in a LKG Inc. prison. Maybe I can get Crumb straightened out in the meantime.

Yeah, I know. Family dramas. Maybe I'll have more work stories soon.

posted by The Troubleshooter @ 3:28 PM