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Aim For The Heart: September 2008

If you're gonna lie, at least don't make yourself look the worse for it.

So, there's a bit of a story out there where this writer decided to blog about how she got her novel published. The short of it is, she supposedly tricked editors into a lunch and then handed them her manuscript. And was subsequently offered a contract ten days later.

But if you go by her story, she makes herself out to be a super-creepy, stalkerish, scam artist.

"I looked in a number of books, and called the person who was thanked for "editing" the book. I selected 6 people, and had myself call them directly to "confirm" the lunch date he or she had made with a name I made up -- that sounded familiar to everyone, but didn't exist. Three people were embarrassed enough to "recall" the lunch date, and actually showed up. One stormed out immediately. The other two felt trapped. [...]I had hooked two big people in the publishing industry with the biggest lure -- and con -- around."

And she's proud of this! And supposedly, that resulted in this:

"Imagine my surprise when I awoke to an advance check --and a contract -- for my new novel!"

Except, there's a problem. No corporation is going to hand over money without a signed contract already filed away. You don't just get surprised one day by a contract and check in the mail. By the time the first part of the advance comes, you'd already know it's on its way.

There are numerous other problems with her story. And, I've read some of her sample work on her site. It's not quite there yet as far as being publishable, so it lends even more doubt to her story. Also, she has a description of her supposed luncheon in this blog post.

More details on the Absolute Write Water Cooler thread. It's no use trying to comment on her blog, though. She deleted all the critical comments.

So, word of advice: if you're going to lie about getting your novel published, try not to come across as a grade A jerk when you do. And do some research, for god's sake. A good lie should not cause a dozen bullshit-detectors to go off simultaneously.

Tell me about this 'the sleep'

I've been playing tons of Lord of the Rings Online. Tons. Like, it's all I do when I'm not doing the things I actually have to do. Movies? Pshaw. Other games? Like what? Internet surfing? Bah! It's all LOTRO, all day; all night. OK, not all day. All day is book and cleaning. But all night, anyway. When I'm not exercising, at least.

I just realized yesterday I named a character in my latest book Andrew Ryan Knox. I swear, I'd never even heard of Bioshock when I wrote the story, but now I need to change it. Not a big deal. I'll keep Andrew and just give him a different middle name. Suggestions welcome.

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Has it really been so long?

I didn't mean to go so long between blog posts. So what's up around here? Well, got hooked on Lord of The Rings Online. Haven't even played GTA 4 in a while. I'm holding off on buying Spore. I want to get a more thorough read on it first, and it sounds like it may be a bit too casual for my liking. Fallout 3 comes out in October. So does the Mines of Moria expansion for LoTRO. And The Sims 3 will be coming out soon. I'm going to get reviews on that one first, too.

Bought Rosemary Clement-Moore's newest, Hell Week. Been watching season 4 of The Wire. That show never fails to amaze.

My printer broke. I desperately need to print out parts of my book, but now I have a couple weeks' wait until my new printer arrives. Really, life hasn't been too exciting lately. Maybe that's why I haven't been blogging.

I don't even feel like talking about writing at the moment. Mostly because I can't find that missing spark in my post-apocalyptic novel. I've decided to set it aside and take a look at this other first draft I'd already written. Turns out it's better than I thought.

I'll try to have something more substantive to write about soon.